Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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