Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Swine flu is the new snow day.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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