I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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