ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
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