Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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