Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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