So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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