Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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