My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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