Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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