The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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