so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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