I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
