Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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