I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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