Where are you?
In a non slutty way
420 ftw
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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