obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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