Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
We are all done wearing pants today
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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