had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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