will power is for people who don't want to get laid
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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