I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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