I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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