is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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