They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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