can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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