using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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