I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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