let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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