You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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