Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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