does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
