why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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