Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
why is half of my head shaved?
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