Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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