he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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