If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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