Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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