I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Farmville is her only friend.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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