Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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