is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
The power of my boobs compel you
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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