so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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