We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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