PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Why can't burritos get me drunk
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Randomize
