it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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