now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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