Your mouth is God's brothel.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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