I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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