Porn is love you can see.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
so much tequila, so little girl.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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