Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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