I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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