I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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