I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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