who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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