i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
you would pick up someone in the library
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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