So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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